Saturday, 3 August 2013

In my life


In my life

These topics are all referenced in Amazon topics although only Questions about me actually has any content about Amazon. Therefore, all pages link back to that index as well as this one.


In my life
 

Assemble furniture from kits (badly)

Blame bad weather and Mill Reef

Picture gallery (homes and pubs)

Picture gallery (just me)

Picture gallery (with Barbara Jane)

Picture gallery (with Frances and Alison)

Questions about me

When I was born

Where I've been

Assemble furniture from kits (badly)


Assemble furniture from kits (badly)


Introduction

First, a disclaimer - in this guide, all the products mentioned are examples only. I am not familiar with these specific products but I am familiar with similar products. As this guide is light-hearted, it does not matter which specific products are included. I am also assuming that all this furniture comes in sections that have to be fitted together before use. This is the crux of the matter – it all looks so simple – a few pieces of wood, metal and plastic that just need to be joined together. Simple, eh? Actually, no, especially not for me.

Tools

You'll need a hammer, a set of screwdrivers, a mallet, pliers and a drill that can be used instead of a screwdriver to tighten up those pesky screws, and a few other tools. Here are some examples.











Furniture

Examples of the kind of stuff I've had to assemble.













Appropriate songs

I was one of several unemployed people doing some self-assembly in a charity factory. Another worker had a radio turned on to an oldies radio station. Some of the song titles (It's impossible, I fall to pieces) seemed particularly appropriate. That's why I did this guide. This section provides many more songs for those struggling to assemble furniture.

Very Best of Perry Como It's impossible – well it is for me. Of course, you make it seem so easy.

Patsy Cline - The Definitive Collection I fall to pieces – so the furniture keeps telling me.

Highway 101: Greatest Hits The bed you made for me – if anybody is expecting me to make a bed, they've got no chance. I struggle with chairs and tables.

If I Had a Hammer: Songs of Hope & Struggle (Pete Seeger) If I had a hammer – I'd be very careful about the hand that holds the nail that the hammer is required to attack. Hope & Struggle? Little hope but plenty of struggle.

Move Over Darling: the Complete Stiff Recordings< (Tracey Ullman) Shattered – so there was a pane of glass in that carton? It's a bit late to tell me now.

Classics & Collectibles (Dusty Springfield) Bits and pieces – this is what you start with and if you don't carry out the instructions correctly, it's what you end up with.

Original Gold (Bobby Darin) If I were a carpenter – then I wouldn't have any problem. Unfortunately I don't have the talent.

Now & Then: Greatest Hits 1964-2004 (Roger Whittaker) If I were a rich man – then I wouldn't bother with self-assembly. I could afford proper furniture.

Very Best of Bernard Cribbins Right said Fred – if you've decided it's safer with ready-made furniture, the perils of getting it moved as described in this song will make you think twice.

Hot & Sassy (Peggy Scott-Adams) If it ain't broke don't fix it – good idea but any furniture I assemble gets broken quickly

Surfacing (Sarah McLachlan) Building a mystery – the art of building furniture is truly a mystery to me

Anthology (Brenda Lee) Big four poster bed – the prospect of building one of these from a self-assembly kit doesn't bear thinking about

Monster (R.E.M.) Bang and blame – I bang away with the hammer and I get the blame for the results

Runt (Todd Rundgren) Broke down and busted – you should have asked somebody else to assemble that swivel chair

Classics (John Conlee) Busted – my furniture and my finances

Give it up (Bonnie Raitt) Give it up - unfortunately, I have no choice just now.

From the heart, greatest hits (Bonnie Tyler) It's a heartache to see all that wasted furniture being scrapped, but I don't feel guilty.

Appalachian Blues (Stella Parton) The missing part - always plenty of those to cause endless frustration

Tunnel of Love (Bruce Springsteen) Spare parts - sometimes included to confuse me, making me wonder what to do with them. Even more confusing if there are missing parts.

Ultimate Collection (Madness) Our house, House of fun – the place where all this furniture is destined for, if it can be assembled correctly.

Rubber Soul (The Beatles) Norwegian wood – I don't mind where the wood comes from as long as it behaves itself (it never does).

Legends (Waylon Jennings) Door is always open – it won't shut. If you want it to shut, take the thing apart and fit it together yourself.

Little things mean a lot (Kitty Kallen) Little things mean a lot – especially when they're the bits that have just rolled under the sofa.

Sue (Frazier Chorus) Dream kitchen – hey, I do badly with tables and chairs. Do you really want me to try kitchen furniture? If so, please check one of the other tracks on this album Anarchy in the UK.

Brothers in Arms (Dire Straits) Money for nothing - anybody who pays money for something I've assembled gets nothing worth having. Dire straits - definitely.

Rays & Hail 1978-81 (Magazine) Song from under the floorboards – now I've really messed up.

Duets (Barbra Streisand) No more tears (enough is enough) - I'm really fed up.

60er: That's Nice (Various Artists) They're coming to take me away ha-ha – not before time.

Very best of Herman's Hermits Years may come, years may go – peace at last, for a while anyway.

Born to Be/Affectionately Melanie (Melanie) I'm back in town – Nooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!

1 (Beatles) Yesterday – when all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay.

Those were the days (Mary Hopkin) Goodbye again, hopefully never to assemble any more furniture.

Been there, done that, want the T-shirt




Home (Peter Durward Harris)

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Been there, done that, want the T-shirt


I finally but unexpectedly acquired an Amazon top 10 reviewer badge courtesy of the Said Business School in Oxford, when I attended a conference there. It was actually a visitor identification badge, with my name above a basic description. Most people's description indicated either their university or occupation, but having neither and being there because of my Amazon activities, my description simply said Amazon top 10 reviewer. Only towards the end of the day did its significance dawn on me. Perhaps it was the only physical Amazon top reviewer badge in the world. The badges we normally see are sometimes ephemeral, appearing in cyberspace on a website for the duration of their qualification period, as anybody who has dropped down the rankings can testify. Although my badge hasn't scanned in well, it is obvious what it is. The picture shows the top of the clip at the back.

When I mentioned on a forum that my badge might be the only physical Amazon top reviewer badge in the world, somebody pointed me to a website that sells custom made badges. OK, so anybody can buy one and it will be much better looking, but even if an actual Amazon top reviewer buys it, they won't have acquired it as a reward for their Amazon activities.

So now I have a physical badge, but still no T-shirt. A reviewer designed one, but like Amazon's own badges, it only exists in cyberspace. Amazon's logo is likely copyrighted, so anybody who tries to produce an actual T-shirt without permission is likely to get done for it. Previous cases with other copyrighted images illustrate this time and again, notwithstanding that such a shirt would itself be good publicity for Amazon. So we have to wait until Amazon decides to launch its own range or licence a manufacturer to do so. In the case of the T-shirt (unlike my badge), I don't think anybody would give them away as reward for effort, so anybody who wants one will have to buy it.


Blame bad weather and Mill Reef


Blame bad weather and Mill Reef



The importance of racehorses

Only the Queen, Jesus Christ and racehorses have two birthdays each year.

My interest in horseracing

I had no interest in any kind of sport at school. I actually hated it because I was useless at it. In 1970 (just over a year after leaving school), I was on one of my then-regular holidays in Montrose when, uncharacteristically, it rained the whole time. So I was stuck indoors and ended up watching the horseracing on TV. My interest in the sport was sparked by two things.

  • I got lucky with some small bets that I placed to sustain an interest, having braved the rain to get to the bookmakers and back again.
  • I saw an amazing performance by a young horse called Mill Reef, little knowing just what an impact he would make in the years to come, first on the racecourse and later at stud.

After that, I was hooked on horseracing. I learned that I could enjoy sport as a spectator but although I have since taken an interest in a variety of spectator sports, horseracing remains my favorite.

If I were to discuss all or even a fraction of the horses I remember fondly, I would go on forever, but I mention some of them in my reviews of horseracing books and I expect future reviews to provide an opportunity to remember others. Suffice to say here that in the seventies I followed racing at all levels, so my memories from that decade include handicappers of varying ability, though mostly the better ones.

I followed horseracing most avidly in the seventies, when I often visited racecourses at weekends, some of them several times. I had an ambition to visit all of them at least once, but I wasn't in any hurry to do so. After all, I was still in my twenties and had plenty of time, but as things turned out, I still haven't visited them all. There are five racecourses unvisited by me and still in business including the relatively new one at Ffos Las. Another racecourse opened at Great Leighs but closed again due to financial problems before I could visit it, and is unlikely to re-open. I missed my chance to visit two other racecourses that closed in the late seventies, although I believe there have been attempts to re-open Lanark. Of the racecourses I have visited, Teesside Park is the only one that has closed so far. It was sold to property developers who built a shopping mall on the site. In July 2012, Hereford announced that it would close permanently. At the same time, Folkestone announced that it would close, but intends to re-open at a later date.

After I went freelance in the eighties, I didn't have much time to go racing as I often worked away from home and the weekends were usually taken up with basic functions, although I managed to visit some racecourses that I hadn't previously been to. Since then I have been out of work for most of the time, so apart from the period when I was working, I haven't had money to do all the things I'd like. Nevertheless, I moved to the Midlands to look for work and that allowed me to visit most of the racecourses I hadn't already visited, and I visited two more during my last job.

These days, as far as the actual racing itself goes, I only get excited about the big races and the trials that give clues to future big races, but I also like to follow the international scene, which is very different from how it was in the seventies. I follow the races on the radio or in a betting shop where they show races on TV. I also buy the occasional book on the subject. The betting shops don't get much business out of me; my last bet was on Sea the Stars in the 2009 Derby, and the one before was some years earlier.

When I am pensioned off, I will have more money to spend, but still not the kind of money I had when I was in a job. Still, I expect that I will spend some of that extra money on horseracing, though I doubt whether I'll attempt to visit all of the five racecourses currently operating that remain unvisited by me, as my priorities have changed so much since those days and none of the five are easy for me to get to by public transport from Leicester. The table below lists all British racecourses that have been in business at some time since 1971.

British racecourses
Visited by me
Aintree Ascot Ayr
Bangor-on-Dee Bath Beverley
Brighton Carlisle Cartmel
Catterick Bridge Cheltenham Chepstow
Chester Doncaster Epsom Downs
Exeter Goodwood Hamilton Park
Haydock Park Hereford Hexham
Huntingdon Kelso Kempton Park
Leicester Lingfield Park Ludlow
Market Rasen Musselburgh Newbury
Newcastle Newmarket Newton Abbot
Nottingham Perth Plumpton
Pontefract Redcar Ripon
Salisbury Sandown Park Sedgefield
Southwell Stratford-on-Avon Taunton
Teesside Park Thirsk Towcester
Uttoxeter Warwick Wetherby
Wincanton Windsor Wolverhampton
Worcester Yarmouth York
Not visited by me but still in business
Fakenham Ffos Las Folkestone
Fontwell Park Hamilton Park  
Not visited by me and too late now
Great Leighs Lanark Wye

Picture gallery (homes and pubs)

Picture gallery (homes and pubs)


The former homes featured include my childhood homes at Mablethorpe, Marshfield, Chippenham and Swindon as well as the last home I actually owned in Basingstoke. The main omission among the childhood homes is the one in Montrose, to where my mother decided to return for the duration of my father's particularly long overseas assignment with the RAF. I expect to rectify the absence of this house in due course. As for the absence of my own homes since I left my parents in 1973, pictures of them were mostly not taken, although I might have expected them to have a picture of my former Leeds home.

Even if I had a picture of my Leicester home (which I don't), I wouldn't publish it for security reasons. I like to be open on ythe internet, but even I have my limits.

The only pubs featured in the pictures are from Marshfield. The Lord Nelson was opposite the house I lived in. I remembered the name of the family who ran the pub at the time (Flower), but not the pub name. The picture told me its name, but it didn't ring a bell in my mind. The other pub featured is the Shoe Inn, which name I always remembered. It was actually outside the village itself. When I lived in Marshfield, all east-west traffic went through the village itself, but soon after I left, a bypass was built around the village. Later still, the M4 took away a lot of traffic from the road via the Shoe Inn, so that probably explains why it is now a private house.




Mablethorpe home, which I thought we left in 1956.




Home was 1 Hay Street Marshfield from 1957 to 1959.




The pub we faced across the Street in Marshfield.




I guess pre-1961 picture with grandparents, mother's side.




Chippenham, my home 1959-66. My bedroom was the little room with the window at top left.




Swindon home (front) 1966-73 when I left to lead my own life.




Swindon home (rear).




I lived here in Basingstoke from 1982-93.

Picture gallery (just me)

Picture gallery (just me)

The caravan home

Some pictures come from my time living in a caravan, described in the pictures as being at Full Sutton. I've also heard the location stated as Pocklington, which I think sounds better anyway. I have absolutly no recollection of that period, as my earliest (vague) memories are of Mablethorpe.




At Mablethorpe in the mid fifties.




Chippenham 1965, when I was a stamp collector.




I could drive these before I was 2 but never the real things.




I hate snow and have done for most of my life, but apparently I liked it once.




My 8th cousin, Charles Windsor, has similar ears.




I was probably less than 2 years old at the time.




Marshfield policeman.




Probably the nearest I came to becoming a jockey.




I normally hate having my picture taken, but I was determined to have a kilt picture. I can't remember now which tartan it was although I could probably identify it from a book of tartans, but it was a case of borrowing a kilt that would fit for the purpose of having the picture taken, so I had to go with whatever tartan it happened to be. Alough the picture is black and white, I distinctly remember that it was a green-based tartan rather than a red-based tartan.




When hula hoops were fashionable.




A relative was getting married.




Look at me now.

Picture gallery (with Barbara Jane)

Picture gallery (with Barbara Jane)

Elder sister

Barbara Jane is 2 years older than myself, She prefers to be called Barbara but is often known as Jane within the family.

As none of the pictures are recent, and as all my sisters got married and raised families so don't use the Harris name anymore, I don't think there should be any security problem in posting these pictures here.




Chippenham.




In the stocks at Cockington.




Location unknown.




Paignton, probably late 50s.




Possibly Paignton, not sure.




Possibly South Devon, not sure.




Probably late fifties.




Probaby one of Weston, Montrose or South Devon.




The earliest picture I have of me, from when I was probably less than 1 year old.




Weston Super Mare.




Weston Super Mare 1960.




Zoo, most likely Bristol, maybe Paignton.

Picture gallery (with Frances and Alison)

Picture gallery (with Frances and Alison)

Frances is 8 years younger and Alison is 11 years younger than myself.






Three kids now, early 60s.




Three of us circa 1961, but rock in the background confuses me.




Paignton was the standard family holiday destination




Chippenham, all four kids, mid sixties.




Keighley, late 70s or early/mid eighties.




Montrose L to R Frances, Alison, cousin Mary, cousin Durward, Peter.

Questions about me


Questions about me


Introduction

This post is divided into sections as follows :-

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My knowledge of Amazon
Other Amazon-related questions
Questions unrelated to Amazon

My knowledge of Amazon

For more on this subject beyond the answers below, see Facts and opinions.

How do you know so much about Amazon?

Because I have spent a lot of time studying it, consulting others and I have used my knowledge and experience to interpret what I find with a high degree of accuracy. Nevertheless, there are some people who just don't believe that it is possible for anybody outside of Amazon to know so much.

Do you ever get anything wrong when it comes to Amazon issues?

Yes, but less often than most customers, and not as often as my critics imply.

Why do people have such divergent opinions of you?

There are many reasons, most of which are different ways of saying the same things, but I think that they can be summarized as follows.

  • Some people think I take Amazon too seriously. I should point out that I only discuss Amazon on forums that are supposed to be about Amazon, but those forums attract posters who aren't interested in these issues.
  • Some people appreciate my knowledge of Amazon, but others resent it (and not just those who think I take Amazon too seriously), especially if they disagree with me on some issue that they feel strongly about, or if they feel that I am intruding on their territory.
  • I sometimes feel obliged to defend my position robustly (but I don't resort to name-calling even when my opponents do), whether presenting my opinions or facts that other people think are just my opinions.
  • My campaigns against cheating have also been divisive, and not just because my targets don't appreciate them. Some people regard such campaigns as snitching and therefore more despicable than whatever my targets had done. The reality is that Amazon rely on snitches to alert them to the cheating on their websites. They pick up very little themselves.
  • I am a high-profile reviewer on both sides of the Atlantic.

Among the reasons that people sometimes give is that they think I have a big ego. I don't think I do, but the people who say I do invariably dislike me for one or more of the reasons listed above. If somebody who I hold in high regard tells me I have a big ego, that'll be the time to worry, but the humiliation of unemployment puts things in perspective for me. Also, if I had a big ego, I don't think I would be raising the topic here. It occurs to me that accusing somebody else of having a big ego can be a good escape route for those who lose an argument. I tend to associate big egos with people who habitually belittle others for the fun of it, often by use of sarcasm. I'm not that type at all.

Another thing that people occasionally say is that I always have to have the last word. I don't. Of course, such people tend not to notice if I drop out of a debate, as I often do on forums, but they do notice if I post something that nobody replies to. With my knowledge of Amazon and this website as a reference, I have a detailed answer to just about any topic related to reviewing on Amazon. (If I feel the need to prepare a new detailed response, I may take a copy of it for use in my website.) Even if people disagree with me and vote against such an answer, it can be quite intimidating.

With some people, it is easy to see exactly why they dislike me but with others it is virtually impossible, even sometimes where they give a reason. For more about my interaction with people in cyberspace, see My Amazon journey (Forums) and People in cyberspace.

Why do you sometimes explain Amazon issues in a condescending way?

It's impossible to get the pitch right on a forum that encompasses everybody from beginners to experts. If I just discuss things at expert level, it can end up with people wanting clarification. So I've learned to err on the side of condescending even though I know it annoys some people.

Why are you so fascinated by Amazon's software?

I am a former computer programmer, frustrated at no longer being able to do that for a living. Studying Amazon's software is one way of easing that frustration, as I can at least use some of my old skills in figuring out some of what the software does. Anybody who has ever worked with software knows that finding out what it does can sometimes be just as difficult as finding where the errors are.

How long have you been an Amazon customer and reviewer?

I have been a customer since 1999 and a reviewer since April 2000, but I only took reviewing seriously in June 2002. See My Amazon journey. Over two-thirds of the reviews that I have posted to date were already posted by the end of May 2005.

Why did you delete most of your Amazon lists and guides?

Because Amazon lost interest in them, making more them difficult for normal customers to find. Given that, the restrictions imposed by Amazon including a 5,000 word limit on guides made it an easy decision to transfer the important guides to this website, to get rid of the unimportant lists and guides and to archive a few that may be revived at some future date. See My Amazon journey (Decline of lists and guides).

Amazon have now discontinued lists and guides although they haven't deleted them (yet).

Do you work for Amazon, or have you ever worked for them?

No. See Disclaimers.

Why do you review on Amazon?

Because I enjoy it, albeit not as much as I did a few years ago, and because I want to share my thoughts on the music I enjoy listening to and the books I read. See Why do I post reviews on Amazon?.

Why don't you review anywhere else?

I tried it once and didn't like being told how to review, nor did I like having to prioritize which reviews I would do first, especially when I discovered that the order I was told to do them in wasn't reflected in the order in which they were posted on the website. Sorry, but I review for fun. When it ceases to be fun, it becomes a job. I'd like a job if somebody pays me. Nobody pays me to review on Amazon. See I once tried reviewing away from Amazon.

How can you afford all these Amazon purchases?

This is the infamous question. False assumptions lead to stupid questions. See Am I a benefit scrounger?.

Questions unrelated to Amazon

If you are such a smartass, why couldn't you find a job before you were pensioned off?

Obviously I'm not a smartass, but for more on this very complex subject, see Job quest. I became a pensioner in March 2013 and no longer need to look for a job. I'd still like a job if something suitable becomes available, but as I am no longer obliged to look for a job, I doubt if I'll even think about looking again until the economy picks up noticeably.

Do you have a sense of humor?

Yes. See Assemble furniture from kits (badly) for the most obvious case, although you will find plenty of other evidence if you look for it.

How old are you?

Too old, although the consolation is that I am now classed as a pensioner rather than unemployed. See When I was born.

What do you look like?

The picture captioned Look at me now at the bottom of the first gallery listed below shows what I look like now. Most of the pictures in these galleries date from the fifties and sixties, because I have never liked having my picture taken and I have largely (but not entirely) managed to avoid the ignominy as an adult.

Did you ever think about emigrating from Britain?

Yes. I looked into the possibility during the 1970s and 1980s, but decided not to. I never learned to drive a car, although I took plenty of lessons, but I found that I could live within that limitation in Britain. I therefore rely on public transport. For long distance travel, that means trains. In the countries that most appealed to me as potential destinations, the extent of passenger train services do not impress me. There are aeroplanes to provide long-distance services in some of those countries, but I decided that I'd be best just to stay in Britain.

Pictures
 
Picture gallery (just me)
Picture gallery (with Barbara Jane)
Picture gallery (with Frances and Alison)

What sort of places have you lived and worked in?

See Where I've been, which also covers many of the places I've visited. Also see Picture gallery (homes and pubs) to see some of the homes I lived in. No, I didn't live in the pubs; they just happen to share that page.

Why do you have such lousy taste in music?
I can't believe you're so highly ranked after reviewing all that garbage.

Amazon’s second ranking system was strange and the current system is strange in different ways, but their basis is counting the votes. If somebody gets enough YES votes, that will show up in their rankings; see Amazon's current reviewer ranking system explained. So the answer must be that a lot of customers like at least some of my reviews, therefore (unless they were interested in my book reviews) share some of my taste in music. Maybe the answer is that you and I simply have different tastes in music. I may well dislike your CD collection but I don’t have to listen to it so it doesn't upset me. You should adopt a similar attitude.

Have you looked into your ancestry?

Yes. See Genealogy.

What else are you interested in besides reviewing, music and genealogy?

All sorts of things, some of which are reflected in my Amazon reviews. Also see Blame bad weather and Mill Reef, which briefly discusses my interest in horse racing.

The question I want answered isn't here. Why?

One of the following reasons :-


  • I don’t think it’s any business of complete strangers. I am more open on the internet than most people, but I have my limits.

  • I haven’t thought to include it.

When I was born


When I was born


I am British, of pure Scottish blood in the last few generations, although there are foreign ancestors if you go back far enough (see Genealogy basic), but born and raised in England (except for a brief period in Scotland). I have lived in England all my adult life. I was actually born in Malmesbury. I share a birthday with Jimmie Rodgers (the singing brakeman), Patsy Cline (the famous country singer), Graham Bradley (the former British jump jockey), Yves Saint Martin (the former French champion jockey) and Harry Secombe (a British TV presenter who was also a comedian and singer) among others.

In the year of my birth

I was born in the same year as Brenda Webb, Elaine Bickerstaffe and Gaynor Hopkins, all of whom changed their names before becoming successful. I am, of course, a huge fan of all three singers. Click on the links to identify their stage names. Many other excellent singers, both male and female, were born in the same year.

In football (soccer), Tottenham Hotspur were English league champions in the year of my birth while Newcastle United won the FA Cup. Hibernian were Scottish league champions while Celtic won the Scottish Cup. Kevin Keegan and Kenny Dalglish were born.

In Horse racing, the year of my birth was not especially notable in Britain or the United States, either for big-race winners or new-born foals, but Native Dancer was around at the time though not yet of racing age.

In golf, Ben Hogan won two of golf's majors. Sam Snead and Max Faulkner each won one of the other two.

In tennis, Maureen Connolly won the women's US Open tennis, it being the first of her nine consecutive grand slam titles before injury terminated her career. Doris Hart won the equivalent Wimbledon tennis title. She won six grand slam titles altogether but also lost in four finals to Maureen Connolly. Evonne Goolagong was born, eventually to become Evonne Cawley.

In motor sport, Juan Manuel Fangio won the first of his five Formula One world championship titles.

My age really shows when I look at transport and royalty. I was born in the age of steam, in the year when the Britannia class locomotives first emerged from the works. They began service initially on London to Norwich expresses during the reign of King George VI. Meanwhile, volunteers of the Talyllyn Railway ran passenger trains for the first time, thus beginning the worldwide heritage railway movement.

Jean Lee became the last woman hanged in Australia, a few years before Ruth Ellis suffered the equivalent claim to fame in Britain.

The Stone of Scone temporarily returned to Scotland, making its public reappearance there on the altar of Arbroath Abbey. It was not until 1996 that the British government conceded that the stone's rightful place is in Scotland, since when it has been housed there, returning south only when required for special occasions.

I Love Lucy made its television debut.

Winston Churchill was re-elected as British Prime Minister after six years in opposition.

The author Bill Bryson was born in the United States, but later made his home in Britain.

Where I've been


Where I've been


Do you remember me?

This post will enable anybody from my past to identify me - if they remember me at all - but please note that in real life, I am known simply as Peter (or Pete) Harris. There are so many people out there with that name, although I have only ever met one in person, and that was on jury service.

Note that I may not have picked the best website to represent each village, town or city but I'll change these websites if I find better ones. (I'm not trying very hard to do that.)

Home and work

My father was employed in the air force (based at nearby Hullavington) when I was born in Malmesbury, but we moved away a few months after I was born, initially to Pocklington, but I don't remember anything about that. My first (albeit vague) memories are of Mablethorpe where I started school. We moved soon afterwards, this time to Montrose, which happens to be my ancestral homeland as my parents were both raised in Hillside. Sadly, we were only there a few months before we headed back to the south of England, not all that far from where I'd been born. First, we lived for a couple of years in Marshfield. After the frequent movement of my early years, we had a long period of stability. We moved to Chippenham and stayed there for seven years - well over half my schooldays. These days, Chippenham may be most famous as the place where Eddie Cochran died, but although that happened while I was there, I don't remember it. I was too young to be interested in either music or news. Just when I was thinking that maybe I'd finish school there, we moved to Swindon.

I started work there but the strains of living with my parents eventually made me decide to look for a job elsewhere. I went to London but never liked it much. It's fine for tourists and shoppers but not for workers. After a couple of years, I got a job with the local council in Gateshead but I actually chose to live on the other side of the river in Jesmond, a suburb of Newcastle. During that time, I lived in Eslington Terrace, a street where Bryan Ferry had once lived before he became famous. After a couple of years, I changed jobs and moved to Leeds. I stayed slightly longer there before moving to another job in Bath. So I was not far from Marshfield and Chippenham, but I lived the other side of Bath this time, first in Bristol but later in Keynsham. I suffered my first redundancy only a year after starting in Bath. I decided to go freelance and soon found work in Basingstoke.

I realized that Keynsham was not an ideal base for a freelancer and eventually moved to Basingstoke, where I lived for eleven years. During that time, I did many short-term contracts at various places around England and Wales. Ironically, a couple of them were in Bristol but others were at diverse locations listed in the table below. In between these freelance jobs, I also tried a return to normal work via a job at Woking but it only lasted six months before I became redundant again, returning to freelance work.

Places I've worked
Short term contracts
Aylesbury Bracknell
Caernarfon Daventry
Newbury Reading
Rochdale Salisbury
Southampton Spennymoor
Taunton Waterlooville

Eventually, a combination of stresses caused me to take a clean break for a few months. I had plenty of money and could afford to - as long as I got a job again as soon as I wanted it. It was a big mistake. I didn't find work again for many years, during which time I moved again. Forced to sell my house, I decided to base myself in the middle of the country, to be ready for whatever came my way. So I moved to Birmingham. When I finally found a job, it was in Narborough and that's when I moved to my present home in Leicester. I stayed in that job for four and a half jobs but redundancy struck me for the third time. Will I ever work again? Who knows. But at least I'm keeping myself occupied doing something useful. Nottingham seems to be the most likely place in which I'll find a job if I don't find one in Leicester. If that happened, I'd be able to commute from Leicester for a few months while I settle in to a job, but I would eventually move there. Well, I've lived in Leicester for a longer period than anywhere else I've been and there's no likelihood of my moving elsewhere any time soon.

Holidays and day trips

The races

As an adult, I visited a lot of racecourses. I have not listed them here but they are listed in Blame bad weather and Mill Reef. Any places mentioned in this post that happen to have racecourses are here because I visited them at other times, so the links here are for the places themselves and not the racecourse websites.

Childhood years

In those days, the main holiday destinations were Montrose (to see relatives) and South Devon, specifically the trio of Torquay, Paignton and Goodrington. We invariably visited Paignton Zoo whenever we went for a holiday there. In 1965, we went to North Devon for a change and stayed in Ilfracombe and very nice it was too. We never went abroad in my childhood, but I didn't really rectify the situation as an adult. As you'll see, I have been quite happy staying in my own country.

Among places visited on day trips from home, the family visited Cheddar Gorge, Bristol Zoo, Weston Super Mare and Wookey Hole caves in the late fifties and early sixties. We also sometimes visited Wiltshire white horses; the Westbury white horse was visible on a clear day from my bedroom window in Chippenham. Later in the sixties, Longleat opened to the public and that became the favorite day trip.

Of the school trips I went on, the one I most remember was the one to Weymouth and Portland. I also remember visiting London, as well as nuclear plants at Harwell and Berkeley.

Office outing - golf

In my first job, most of the office took a day off on a hot summer day in 1971 or 1972 to play golf at Ogbourne Downs. Some were obviously regular players while others had never played before. I had played pitch and putt in Montrose, but I wasn't great at that. I knew that I wouldn't be much good on a full sized golf course, but I went along in the spirit of things. We went round in pairs, my playing partner also being somebody who had never played golf before. I think he was a total novice who hadn't played any form of the game. Even knowing that I wasn't any good, it occurred to me that if I could get round in a score that was bad but showed potential - say 140 or 150 - I would consider taking golfing lessons.

My playing partner and I set off with some trepidation, but we got round. We each had some spare balls in case we lost any. I managed to lose two balls at one hole, where we had to tee off over a lot of wild growth including stinging nettles. I had trouble getting the ball to carry far enough to land on the other side. At other holes, my lack of distance ensured that I mostly didn't get into trouble. I only lost one other ball but don't remember the details now. I was sort of OK on the putting greens, having played plenty of putting rounds in Montrose. Although not great at putting, it was the best part of my golfing game.

My playing partner liked hitting the ball a distance and he hit it much further than I did, but he was useless at putting. So overall, we both played badly, but as we kept score, it was clear that we were fairly competitive. It was also clear that I wouldn't be taking those golfing lessons. Towards the end of the round - somewhere around 15 or 16 - my playing partner decided that he no longer wanted to keep score as it was too embarrassing. The score between us was still close when he came to that decision, but I can't say I blame him. Nevertheless, I kept my score until the end and the final total was 270. That's the kind of score that can win championships for top professionals, but of course in their case it is for a total for four rounds rather than one. Looking at it that way shows just how bad my round was, but I still follow professional golf with interest when the big events come round. Golf is the kind of game I would like to be able to play reasonably well, but sadly I don't have the talent.

Office outing - Majorca

I have never gone abroad except as an office occasion. The first of these was in 1974. I was working for a small software house and they organized a weekend in Majorca for all the staff. The pretext was that it was a conference to discuss business issues, and as such the cost was shared with the taxpayers. It was therefore a very cheap way of rewarding staff for their efforts. The conference, such as it was, lasted an hour and a half during which the bosses discussed business issues, but otherwise the weekend was spent eating, drinking, sunbathing and sightseeing. We stayed in Magaluf but some of us visited the capital Palma, which seemed quite nice although we weren't able to stay long enough to appreciate it properly. Even so, I felt that we weren't able to see Majorca at its best. Three decades later, I bought a massive book full of great pictures of Majorca, showing that there is indeed a lot more to see. Although I think it most unlikely that I will ever return to Majorca, I would go with very clear ideas about what I'd like to see if that should happen.

Office outing - Cherbourg

The only other occasion on which I ventured abroad was in 1986. I was working in Southampton at the time, so being within easy reach of France, somebody suggested a booze cruise to Cherbourg. We didn't spend much time there, but it was a fun day out.

London

While in London, I mostly either visited racecourses, relatives or various places in London, notably the Post Office Tower and Kew Gardens, but I had one long holiday that included a visit to the lake district and parts of Scotland that I have never otherwise visited.

In the lake district, I stayed in Keswick, from where I visited Windermere and Grasmere. I also climbed to the summit of England's highest mountain Scafell Pike.

In Scotland, I reached my ancestral homeland via a deliberately circuitous route that included Fort William, Mallaig, Portree (in Skye), Harris, Kyle of Lochalsh and Inverness. While in Fort William, I quickly ascertained that Ben Nevis is a much tougher mountain than Scafell Pike, and not just because of the extra height that I already knew about, so I didn't go there.

Newcastle

During my time in Newcastle, I liked to go on day trips to the coast or the countryside. More than at any other time, this was the period when I cursed the cutbacks in the rail network. Not all of them could be blamed on Beeching as some lines I'd have liked to use had closed long before his time and some of the others might have closed anyway, but he's a good scapegoat so let's blame him anyway. Of course, I was still able to go to the nearest coast at Whitley Bay, Cullercoats and Tynemouth by train, and I was also able to head west to Hexham and Haltwhistle (for the Roman Wall) but for rural Northumberland, I had to make do with buses most of the time. I could catch trains to Morpeth, Alnmouth and Berwick and did so if I visited them, but if I went anywhere else, it was the bus that enabled me to visit such places as Alnwick, Amble, Bamburgh, Lindisfarne (Holy Island), Rothbury, Seahouses, Wooler and (across the border) Jedburgh. On one occasion, one of my cousins came down to spend a few days with me, and we took a trip to Whitby on a special steam-hauled excursion. It was his first ever experience of being on a steam train and as far as I know, it is still his only experience. Despite my interest in steam trains, I haven't been on them much either.

Leeds

For one holiday, I headed for Wales and headed initially for Pwllheli where I stayed overnight. Next day, I travelled to Llandudno by several trains, including the Ffestiniog Railway. Basing myself in Llandudno, I took a trip to Snowdon via Bangor. I took the train on the Snowdon Mountain Railway to reach the cafe near the summit. As it was a clear day, I joined some other people to walk down and better enjoy the views. It was a very enjoyable day but I managed to miss a connection along the way and could only get back as far as Bangor that day. I spent the night in a bus shelter there and got an early bus back to Llandudno in time for breakfast. On another journey while there, I took the train to Holyhead and back. It passed through Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, but I can't remember if the station there was open at the time (1978).

Also from Leeds, I based myself in Matlock for a few days, from where I visited Buxton, before heading for the south-west. I stayed in Dawlish, from where I briefly visited my childhood places of Torquay, Paignton and Goodrington, but did not bother with the zoo. While in Goodrington, I noticed a steam train passing through. That's progress for you; the south-west was among the first regions in Britain to replace all its steam locomotives by diesels, but this branch had become a heritage line south of Paignton. From Dawlish, I headed for Looe via Plymouth. I visited nearby Polperro, which I had never seen before but immediately recognized as I was very familiar with it via a jigsaw puzzle I'd enjoyed during childhood. I still enjoy jigsaw puzzles when I set my mind to them, and I see that Polperro is still a popular choice of subject. I also visited Newquay and Truro, which were also very pleasant. Yet perhaps the highlight of my stay in Looe was a visit to the Monkey sanctuary.

Keynsham

I didn't live there all that long really, but I did take a holiday in Southsea, partly to attend a country music festival in Portsmouth.

Basingstoke

As I spent a lot of time working away from home, I didn't do much travelling for pleasure, apart from the occasional racecourse visit. Indeed, I fast lost interest in travelling for pleasure during this period.

Subsequently

Being unemployed for most of the time, most of my travelling has been for need rather than pleasure, though I took the opportunity to visit some racecourses that I hadn't previously visited. Having done so little travelling for pleasure in the last twenty years or so, but having read so many books about places that might be worth a visit, I feel that my enthusiasm has been rekindled somewhat, but I'll wait until I'm pensioned off before I consider travelling for pleasure again. I'll have more money than I do now, but nothing like the spending power I had in the old days, so I won't overdo it. Any travelling I do will almost certainly be limited to England, Scotland and Wales, although I don't completely rule out going abroad, perhaps to America.